Hearth Gods XXVII - The Five Year Anniversary Fracas!
- Saturday, November 20, 8.30pm
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- POET:So it was: five years ago, the first words were spoken, the first poems were read, the first wine was had--
- BEER:FIRST BEER
- POET:Well, to be historically accurate, it was wine back then. Carlo Rossi White Zinfandel.
- BEER:...
- POET:With the little handles for easy pouring.
- BEER:YOU CHEATED ON ME
- POET:O, we had so little back then, only our happiness, only the gutter spark of our happiness...
- BEER:YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH CARLOOOOOOO
- (Silence.)
- POET:Happy anniversary.
- BEER:WHY CARRRRLLLLLOOOOOOO WHYYYYYYYYYYY
