Hearth Gods XXXV - Tonight
BEER: THIS WEATHER IS CRIZY O LOOK A NOONSPAPER!
NEWSPAPER: POET has collapsed! Our moon correspondant reports that due to a lack of audience response and/or oxygen in his quarters, beloved POET has succumbed and is being treated by moonbase staff.
[Brief silence. Feelings.]
BEER: I HAVE BEEN TO LOTS OF PARTIES
AND WAS KIND OF A DICK SOMETIMES
BUT I NEVER ACTUALLY COLLASPED
O POET WE LOVE YOU GET UP
Hearth Gods XXXV
Saturday, Mar. 31, 9pm
[A desolate moonscape. Earth rises low over the horizon.]
POET: All is folly and vanity. How pitiful are the strivings of men and women?
RADIO: [The radio crackles] SHSHSHHS---BEER?--SHSHSHHS
POET: In this cold serenity I have found true art, I have understood time and--
RADIO: SHSHHHSHSH--COME IN?--SHHSHHHSH
POET: The purest emotions float down to me like pollen from the stars, into the--
RADIO: SHSHHSHS--BEER ARE YOU THERE?--SHSHSHSHSHSHHH
POET: HE'S NOT HERE THIS IS POET! ON THE FUCKING MOON!
RADIO: SHSHSHSHHHSH--SRY! LOOKING FOR BEER--SHSHHHS
* HGXXXV is
- Lucy Alibar!
- Will Arbery!
- Chas Carey!
- Tinky Holloway (of Peoria, IL)!
- Kasia Nikhamina!
- Special Musical Guests SUSPICIOUS HANDBAG!