Hearth Gods, No. XXIII
- Saturday, Dec. 5, 9pm
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- POET:It's that time of year. The rats are singing
- The servants are nailing up the tinsel
- The air is pregnant with religious feeling--
- BEER:WHERE IS MY EGGGNOG?
- POET:Right here. Under the, uh...the mistletoe.
- [ They lock eyes. ]
- BEER:YOU POET -- YOU HAVE MY HEART
- POET:You have an eggnog mustache.
Hearth Gods, No. XXII - Fourth Anniversary Spettacolo!
- Saturday, Oct. 10, 9pm
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- POET:Four years of thankless toil, and no reward, no recognition--
- How could they let a man's honest sweat go for nothing?
- BEER:ME!
- POET:Nothing and beer.
- BEER:BEER AND NOTHING!
- (Pause.)
- POET:You're right.
Hearth Gods, No. XXI
- Saturday, June 13, 9pm
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- POET:Death is the mother of beauty.
- BEER:Beer is the father of beauty.
Hearth Gods, No. XX
- Saturday, March 14, 9pm
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- POET:I just think we're at a point in our lives when it's time to get serious. We're in our twenties now. Everything's changed.
- BEER:My body's changed.
- POET:This is serious. This is our lives now. This shit is real.--
- BEER:I'm frightened.
- POET:It's like...life is the guy on the beach selling beer and watermelons, and all these years you've been afraid, you've been underage. But now he's coming around again and this time you have to stand up, you have to say, "Yes, I want that. Yes, I want that beer. Come over here and let me give you five dollars BECAUSE I WANT TO LIVE."
Hearth Gods, V-Day Edition
- Featuring Chas Carey, Kat Parker, Erica Wright... and a love-play by MYC!
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- POET:I'm working on a poem for Valentine's Day.
- BEER:IM WORKING ON A BEER FOR VALENINES DAY
- POET:"Rotting is the soundtrack of America.
- Rotting and singing to cover up the sound of rotting."
- BEER:YES VALENTINES DAY YES
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